I am ridiculous. I know this.

Workout!  OMGeeeeeeeeeeee!  Daniel (D Force) was BACK at Warrior.  In my opinion, there is no greater workout combination than one week Tchicaya, one week Daniel.  See, both of these trainers do the 4:45 class and they switch off weeks.  Tchicaya is the CRAZY Congo man who owns The Warrior Fitness Camp.  Daniel is a trainer who has been with Tchicaya for 5 years.  They are both amazing and are totally different!  I love them both.

Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaay!  DANIEL WAS BACK AFTER HIS INJURY AND HE KICKED MY ASS!  Everything hurts.  I like it.  I like it a LOT!  Just to give you an example, my heart rate monitor stopped 15 min into class.  It was FREAKING out.  I had to restart it.  FYI, first 15 min, I burned 130 cal.  I couldn't take a pic because I was in class. I did NOT want to get yelled at because I stopped to take a photo.

Class, minus 130 cals.

Breakfast: same as yesterday.  Fruit, granola, almond milk....DONE!
Snack: protein shake
Lunch: turkey taco meat/corn/string cheese
Snack: apple/1 tbs peanut butter
Dinner: Salad (Wolf Creek) baby greens and gorgonzola (light gorgonzola), and a glass of white wine.

My salad.

Matt's mac n cheese. Gorgonzola, bacon, and brie.  FUCK HIM!

Declan's meal. Fuck him too!

Things that randomly occurred to me today.  Life according to Andi.....

1.  I do NOT believe "everything happens for a reason".  In my opinion.....bad shit happens to people.  You learn, you deal, you move on.  This whole "there is a plan" thing smacks of bullshit.  It makes people feel better in the moment.  BUT if we could just accept...bad shit happens, it would save a LOT of time.

2.  No good deed goes unpunished.  False.  If you do something good, out of the TRUE goodness of you heart, you should NOT expect an outcome...positive or negative.  Do the fucking good deed or don't.  Don't complain about people not appreciating it.  Did you do it for praise???

3.  The grass is always greener.  It IS until you get there.  Especially with relationships.  Unless your spouse is physically or emotionally abusive, or an addict or serial killer...the grass is not greener.  People who cheat on their spouse because it "seems better over there" are just switching seats on the Titanic.  Same shit, different person.  Work on your relationship (especially if you have kids).  If it doesn't work, fine.  But don't leave for this idea of a "better relationship" and don't cheat.  Cuz if you do, you are a DICK (women included).  Plus... IT'S FUCKING RUDE, ASSHOLE!

4.  Life is simply RIDICULOUS.  Stop being so serious.  Shit happens and nobody really cares about YOUR problems, they care about their own.  If you can look at your own life with an eye of humor, it will change your life.  Life is way too short.

5.  The stupid "thigh gap" every woman wants is lame.  I have given up.  Matt says I'm an hourglass shape.  I say I'm pear shaped.  Either way, fuck the thigh gap.  Warm vaginas are a hit with everyone.  Period.  (get it?)

Some days I need this message.

 We are all amazing.  We ARE.  We are all worthy and beautiful.  I truly believe this. I hope you can truly feel this in your lifetime.  Love to you all!  xoxoxoxox