Let's turn it up to e-le-ven!

5:00 Personal Training with Annie.  Alone. With Hitler.  FOR A FUCKING HOUR.  It was awesome-ly horrible.

My favorite line from Pitch Perfect other than.....sometimes I set fire to things to feel joy.  I love this movie.

We worked my ass, ass, ass, and my big fat ass.  I can hardly walk.  My spine is bruised but my back feels great.

Then sweet Annie posted my UG-LAY workout pics!  So effing funny.  SO effing gross.

Fuck you!

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Are we fucking done yet?  Stupid fucking fan bike. 

Awesome-ly fucking horrible!

 I was rushing to get ready for work so I had a shitty breakfast. :(
B-Quest Bar and BCAA drink
S-Apple and Almond Butter

Quite possibly my fav. snack EVER!!

L-Salad from Subway-turkey, lettuce, spinach, olives, onions, jalapenos, balsamic
S-low fat string cheese and 10 raw almonds
Dinner-big ass chicken salad with veggies and balsamic
S-greek yogurt and a squirt of honey

I had a few moments where my mouth got ahead of me today.

That awkward moment when......

a high school student who volunteers in your classrooms asks what you did for your anniversary.  You reply, "Went to the book of Mormon.  It was great!"  The horrified look on her face reminds you that she is, in fact, Mormon.

That awkward moment when....

a coworker shows you a picture of his wife and new baby and you SHOUT, "What the HELL, dude.  Did you rob the fucking cradle?"  When he says, "NO", you realize that you just told HIM he looks like shit.  Like an OLD ass piece of shit.

That awkward moment when...

you realize that once again you are cruising around school, for God knows how long, with your fly down and your bright teal undies are flashing the world.

......AGAIN

Daily odd compliment...

And guilty because I am eating clean.

 

  Goodnight, sweet bitchezzzzzzzz.  Catch YOU on the flip flop.