Saturday!

Hoping you all had a fantastic 4th of July!  Mine was PERFECT!  A little World Cup, a little sun and pool time, and a few cocktails with great friends.  Can't beat it!

Today is much of the same, minus sun, friends, and cocktails.  World Cup and UFC!  Not a bad day.....at all.  This is a summer filled with fun! 

Weidman is fighting tonight!  HOPING he wins!  Love this philosophy.  Push forward, keep going, improve.

I skipped my workout today since I did double yesterday AND my ass and legs are extremely sore.  Eeeeeeee!  Tomorrow I will be doing the church workout AND yoga!  Gotta get that burn in WITH my strength and flexibility work.
 

Yoga does chill me out.....for a SHORT while.

We have a fridge full of yummy, healthy food!  I am cooking and we are avoiding eating out....unless we have a gift card.  I am going to be a Nazi with our summer budget.  Declan's day camp (3x a week) is pricey and we need to start being more careful with the summer budget.  Fucking sucks.  I really just want to be independently wealthy, workout, and have someone cook my meals and clean my house.  Why is this so hard to understand??

Why has the universe NOT recieved my message that I would be a DARLING millionaire???

I just put my yummy turkey meatballs in the crock pot.  Kids and hubby will probably make meatball subs.  I will eat the balls with veggies on the side!

Meatball recipe:
frozen meatballs
sauce-2 cans of tomato sauce, 1 small can of tomato paste, Italian seasoning, basil, oregano, crushed red pepper flakes, Worcestershire sauce ( a lot), and just a hint of mustard, soy sauce, and fresh black pepper.....and 1 medium onion, chopped.
Put it all in the crock pot for several hours.  Done!

This is still semi frozen, I just thought I'd show you what it looks like.

I'm TRYING to cook more in the crock pot over the summer.  Turning on our oven heats up our tiny little house.  UNCOMFORTABLE!!

Tried this the other day.  Crock pot orange chicken.  I used sugar free orange preserves and I served it with brown rice.  YUM!
Cheap Orange Chicken 

I accused my husband of being OBSESSED with Call of Duty the other day after he spent 5 hours playing.  I then realized that since summer started, I've watched 65 episodes of Toddlers and Tiaras.  I proceeded to quickly shut the hell up.

Dude!  I LOVE waitresses too!!!!

See you douchenozzles tomorrow!!

I think we are related.

Seriously, if you can't WALK....."driving" a wheelchair aint gonna help.

fo REAL!

Enjoy this beautiful Saturday! 

I believe!!

Helllllloooooooooooooooooooooo!  I can hardly sit still!  In a few short hours the USA will be playing to get into the Quarter Finals of the FIFA World Cup!  I believe!!!!!!

Went to the gym last night.  I was not ready.  I didn't rest for long enough after being sick.  It was a struggle to even jog.  I took today off and will hit the weight room tomorrow morning.  I cannot wait to start this new journey (and skerd).
 

Yesterday I was slower than that.  Ug-laaaaaaay!!!

When I got to the gym yesterday, I saw my poster on the hallway of the gym!  I was so honored and embarrassed at the same time!!!!  OM fucking Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, that shit is on display!  I guess I have to stay in shape now, or walk by that poster in SHAME!

I think it's tremendously sad that when I look at this I just pick out my flaws.  That is fucking unacceptable!

 

This is Andrea.  She is a whore.  A whore with great abzzzzzzzzzzz!  I'm coming after those abs, hooker.

I'm hitting the sports bar/ breastaurant today!   Going to The Tilted Kilt for boobies, beer, the game, and fooooooood.  Oh, I will have something to work off tomorrow for sure!

If I had to do it all over again, I would be fit in my teens and twenties and would have made SHIT TONS of tips off of desperate, stupid men and I would not have had student loans to pay off!  lololol!  These bitches are SMART!

Just in case I haven't offended you yet.....I present.....exercise Jesus!

I prefer the wine.

 

Bitch did what????

 And if I go to hell, I might as well deserve it....

and......

As a people, they CAN be annoying.

Bye hookerzzzzz.

I might have already used this one!

 What's more American than tampons???  GO USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!