I don't mean to be a bitch......but OF COURSE the little shit can't run a fever at 5:00pm so I can arrange either a sub OR a relative to watch him. NO. He comes in at 2:30 and I am left awake trying to figure out what. the. hell. am. I. going. to. do. with. him.
And an even more bitchy thought is DAMN IT, I can't go workout.
An even more bitchy thought, cuz I'm on a roll, is....Matt better figure this shit out because I HAVE TAKEN EVERY SINGLE SICK DAY WITH HIM THIS YEAR and it is NOT FAIR (insert Veruca Salt foot stomp and arm cross). Ahem, he DID figure it out. I was up all night worrying for nothing.
If the kid was rarely sick, I doubt that these thoughts would cross my mind (bahahaha) but since he is sick ALL THE TIME, I don't have the same tolerance. So basically, I'm a dick.
I know, I KNOW, I'm not a "normal" mom. But really, your kid will get sick. He/she will get better. Why worry about it? As a matter of fact, sometimes it's a relief when your child is sick.
- No rushing homework in order to go to after school activities.
- No crazy mornings trying to get the kid ready for school.
- Sometimes you get a nice little day off of work with a lethargic child who naps the day away.
Breakfast- half a banana with 1 tbs of P fucking B! (and the angels sang....aaaaaahhhhhh) Chocolate protein shake.
Snack-apple and 1 tbs of almond butter (I KNOW!!! too much fat)
Lunch-pesto chicken, 2 oz sweet potato, brussel sprouts
Snack-Quest bar
Dinner
| I had leftover "pizza sauce" (onion, leek, tomato, garlic sauce) and I had some rotisserie chicken left. Boom! And tiny crumbles of goat cheese. I could have used more. |
| It was a little bland so I added DeeDee's famous salsa! YUM!!!! |
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| Make the dash count. |

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