Day 2 I want to have a temper tantrum but I'm just too tired...

How was MY day you ask?  Ummmm a total piece-of-shit-two-cadillac-margarita-I-want-to-eat-a-shit-load-of-carbs kind of day.  BUT I'm not drinking or eating pizza, so I'm having water and silently laughing at the ridiculousness that is my life.  No MAJOR catastrophe.  Just every day work/family shit.  All blown out of proportion, of course, do to lack of sleep and bad planetary alignment.

Breakfast- 2 eggs scrambled with a few dashes of Tapatio.  1/2 banana.  1/4 cup strawberries
Sometimes I just want plain eggs with no fucking vegetables in them.  Today was that kind of day.
Snack-Quest Bar
Lunch- grilled chicken, brussel sprouts, green beans, 1/3 cup of brown rice
Snack- Protein Shake
Dinner-turkey taco meat with a side of brussel sprouts and Trader Joe's Sriracha.  BTW, TJ's sriracha sucks balls!  Hate it.  
Snack-I don't think I can manage one tonight.  I'm full and tired.

I'm TRYING to pound my water right now.  It's a tough one today.  In the next two hours, I plan on drinking 60 oz of water.  -_-  For reals.  Hold on, let me chug..........just got 16oz down in seconds.  I KNEW beer bonging in college would prepare me for real life.

That's right....I'm too old to know what beer pong is.  In my day we just pounded beer while walking uphill in snow....barefoot. 

I'm setting out my workout clothes for the morning and I'm about to take a bath, get in my snuggley jammies, and watch crap TV.  Shitty days happen.  I'm still learning not to STUFF the yucky feelings down.  I'm trying to embrace the crap so I then can appreciate the good.  Plus, I'm kinda psycho when I'm eating healthy food anyway.  Sucks for my family.

Pretty much....yeah.

On a positive note....

Burned this shit today!  What?  #beastmode #youcanttouchthis #imonaroll  #ilovemygym #hashtaggingissolamebutitneverfailstomakemelaugh

Another thing that makes me happy is the daily odd compliment.  Here's one just for you.

Cuz muffin caps are amazing and so are YOU!

 Boom, just finished 24oz. of water.  

Cuz I'm a tricky bitch.

OK.  I'm outty 5.