Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Day 16 I'm not a man!

Uneventful day. Students have SpRiNg FeVeR and they are CrAzY chatty!  Three more days.  I'm staggering to the finish line.  :)

Breakfast-egg whites, turkey bacon
Snack-Quest Bar "Cookies n Cream".  Holy shitballs of tastiness!!!!
This is fucking DELISH!
Lunch-chicken, brown rice, veggies
Snack-protein shake
Dinner-grilled chicken salad, veggies, salsa
Snack????

I have been STARVING hungry all day.  I hate days like this.  All I can think about is food.  When can I eat next?  I don't want to eat what's on my list.  I'm cold.  I want pizza.  DO YOU HEAR ME?  I WANT PIZZA.  PEPPERONI, JALAPENO, PINEAPPLE!  (And I want it NOW).
This is all I want.  I'm a simple creature. I also want this shirt.  Shit looks cozy.
PAYDAY (yesterday)!!!!!  After my staff meeting Sky and I went to the nail salon. I've looked like a hairy, graying man, with gross toes and bushy eyebrows... for TWO MONTHS!  Enough is a-fuckin' nuff.

Got my tootsies done.  Got my brows done.  I felt super duper girlie until....I spotted this bruise on my knee.  I have a smaller one on my other knee.  NO, not from giving BJ's, you freakin' pervert!  From Warrior.
#warriorgirlproblems
 Hair is getting done next week too!  CANNOT WAIT.

Here's your boyfriend!!!!!!  Do you play that game?  Point out dudes to your friends and say, "That's your boyfriend."  No?  Oh, well then I'm just a crazy bitch then.
Girls have probably been pointing me out to their friends saying, "There's your boyfriend...with the bushy brows."  #italiangirl  #icanthelpitthatimhairy #iamlookingmoreandmorelikeamanasigrowolder

Ummm, I should probably add some inspirational workout shit right now.
They really are!  She's also probably 20.  But whatever!
I LOVE THIS ONE.  Don't ever lose hope. Keep hoping.  Keep dreaming.  Keep trying. 
If you quit you will have to start over.  From the beginning.  The middle part is hard but it's worth the journey.
 Hoping you all had a perfect day.  Hug your loved ones and enjoy the thunderstorm!! 
Squishes to you all!
 

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