Cheat meal!

Holy fuckballs!!!

I'm writing to you from a new computer! I've needed one for AGES.  Matt got $350 off of this Dell through his school district! eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!  Even though I've previously owned a Dell, this one is a little trippy.

How funny.....%#$^#% if you like getting effed in the A!  I had to switch to my old ass broken computer to download photos to this blog.  My "new" computer is still working on it. I'm about to fucking lose my shit. Technology needs to suck my monkey balls. $580 is a lot of money for us.  This shit better UNFUCK ITSELF or I'll use my ghetto shit until it dies and then bring you blogs via smoke signal.  :)

I had personal training today!  LOVED it.  You have no IDEA how much I DREAD it.  But when I'm done, I am so HAPPY!!  Annie is a tough trainer but I just admire her so much.  I respect her opinion, her training, and everything about her. She is SO FUCKING YOUNG!!!!!  But damn, she's like an old soul.  The difference between these photos is 5 pounds.  No lie.  The difference between muscle and fat.  Don't give up, people.  Even if you don't see a huge difference on the scale.  The difference is real. 

141lbs May, 2013

136lbs April, 2014

Before Warrior I was 184lbs.  I went on Lindora and lost 28.  I gained some back.  Joined Warrior at 164. Went down to 141.8.  Put some on between challenges.  Started the last one at 152.  Lost 22 and down to 131.5.  Joined this challenge at 139.  Today I was 136.2.  The difference between the first pic 141 and this one 136.  Really??  The message?  Muscle weighs more than fat.  AND....STOP GAINING WEIGHT, ANDI!  However, an occasional "cheat meal" is happening.....or I will choke a bitch!

Matt and I were supposed to have a date night.  Our kids are camping with Uncle Lance and Tia Blanca!  WE ARE ALONE.  LET ME REPEAT.  WE ARE ALONE!  Despite that, Matt is on his computer emailing his students' parents (as he is about to take 30 8th graders to the East Coast) and I am blogging. LOLOLOLOLOL!

Bahahahaha!!  FUCK NO!  That sounds like a SHIT DATE!  GROSS FISH!  WHAT????  I wanna hang out, drink wine in yoga pants and watch funny and/or action flix.  THAT IS A DATE NIGHT.  Also, feed me and tell me I'm pretty!

We got 90 min massages for $45 each.  Happy Foot China Foot Massage.  Normally the BEST frickin' money you could ever spend.  Today though, I think the man who was massaging me wanted to separate my scapula from my body.  He was DIGGING so deeply into my shoulder blades that I wanted to get up and pull a double leg take down and then get him in a rear naked choke.  For reals.

Don't fuck with me, fucker.

But my training as a Warrior allowed me to endure 90 minutes of pure pain.  I feel great now.  I waited WAY TOO long to get a massage.

Breakfast-greek yogurt, raw almonds, 1/2 cup of fresh berries, honey

Nom, fucker, nom!

Snack-Advocare bar (double chocolate)
Lunch/Dinner-Burger!!!!!  1/2 pork, 1/2 beef patty, bacon, pork belly, egg.  Lettuce wrapped. Sweet potato fries.  Wine.  BEST.CHEAT.MEAL.EV-AHHHHH!

What?!?  I had NO bun.  I also gave MOST of the sweet potato fries to Matty.

I look like shit.  Shut up and suck it!  Wine!

We were supposed to go out to an amazing dinner.  Meh.  Overrated.  We ate burgers and bought some movies at Best Buy.

So, good night my lovelies!  I hope you had a great day!  I sure did.  We are about to go all......brown chicken, brown cooooooooow.

And then you should c#nt punt her.  Cuz NO DUDE is ever gonna call you ugly.

LOVE YOU!!!!!