Spring Break!!!

Ermagherd, SPRING BREAK!  Bra is OFF, jammies are ON, hair is UP, and I'm ALONE in the house.  WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MAGICAL UNIVERSE IS THIS? 

Every night.  Shit!  Matt wants to go out to eat.  Booooooooooo.  He took one look at me and said, "OK, we will stay in."  I look socially unacceptable!  I LOVE IT!

Can I come over?

 I am reveling in the freedom from underwire!  Good GOD ALMIGHTY that feels gooooooood!

OK  I was just sitting here thinking, while rubbing the deep underwire divots in my skin, that dudes can rip of their shirts in public whenever they want.  As a matter of fact, there are a few dudes who do it at our gym.  They just take that shit off in the middle of the workout.  I'm always surprised by that.  Like....WHY?  We are ALL hot and sweaty.  What's the deal? Is the shirt just so confining you can't bear it one more minute??

Well, I don't like pants.  Should I rip those off mid workout and flex my ass?  Makes no sense.  Unless you are Ryan Reynolds, David Beckham, Daniel Craig, or this dude...keep your shirt on bro.

This guy can take off his pants too.  THAT shit makes total sense.

B-Advocare Bar (it was OK), fruit
S-Quest Bar...vanilla almond....WHAT????
L-Two rotisserie chicken wraps in wheat tortillas.  I was STARVING.
S-Almonds and fruit
D?
S-?

I am going grocery shopping tomorrow.  I'm just too tired to do it tonight. I miss my yummy egg scramble!  I miss asparagus and brussel sprouts.

Random transititon.  I NEED this shirt.  SO funny!

Lololololol!  Give me TIME.  I need TIME.  I NEED TO LOSE MY SECOND ASS!

Just kidding.  I rock the sex-ay NOW.  See?

Haterzzzzz gonna hate.....

Lastly, because I think it's important.

Yes!

Sometimes I think people don't let go of destructive relationships because they feel they OWE it to someone to stay...or that they are showing strength because they stay.  Sometimes letting go IS the strength.  This quote speaks to love relationships, friendships, even FB friends.  Sometimes someone's shit is just too much to take.  It's OK to remove people from your life.  You are allowed to say enough is enough.  You are allowed to cut negativity out.  That is part of being a healthy, whole person.

Did you get the most out of your body today?  Did you thank your body for all it can do?  Did you stop negative self talk?  If you didn't, try it tomorrow.  I often joke about my ass but in all honesty.  I like my big ass.  Could it look better?  Fuck yes.  But it has looked a lot worse.  Thanks to my ass, I can walk and run well and it fills out a pair of jeans that's fo' sho'!

Fuck negative people.  You are always going to be too fat, too skinny, too muscular, not muscular enough.  Blah, blah, blah!

 Love yourself, you are worth it.

If you wouldn't go all balls to the wall trying to keep that balloon up, we might need to rethink our friendship.