Just another Manic Monday

Would you ever go up to someone and say, "Wow, it looks like you've REALLY put on some weight."  "Are you binging on cookies?"  "You should NOT put on any more weight, it's not healthy."

Because the opposite is also rude.  This is what I got today from different people.  "You look really skinny.  Are you eating?"  "I don't think you should lose any more weight, it's not healthy."  You should say NOTHING to people if you don't like the way they look.  SAY NOTHING, stupid fuckerzzzzzz. Because let me tell you, these ladies were NOT handing out compliments.
 

Somebody at my work keeps writing lame quotes about "kindness" on the staff whiteboard.  I am tempted to go in tomorrow and write this.  Except I think everybody would know it was me...just a hunch.

Let's get REAL.  I am NOT too fucking skinny.  I weigh 135lbs.  That is a respectable/normal weight for a not quite 5'7" woman.  I wear a 6 or an 8 depending upon the pants.  I wear a size medium shirt.  My bra is a fucking C cup, if anybody gives a shit.  Oh....and I wear undies from Victoria's Secret in a size LARGE because I like my buns to be cozy n shit.  I am not underweight by any chart or standard.  So back the fuck off and go eat a doughnut.

 

Warm Bunzzzzz!

Breakfast-Quest Bar (I was late, I wanted to eat more but.....it didn't happen).
Snack- a full meal because I was fucking STARVING by recess.....steak, chicken, brown rice, grilled onions, green beans, and mushrooms
Lunch-protein shake
Snack-lunch meat, handful of cashews
Dinner-leftover bbq chopped chicken salad from Stonefire.
Snack-turkey patty, light cheddar

I mean, let's keep it real....

I'm a priceless bitch... a high class ho!

 I also think that people should remember I'm also a....

I want this candle!!!  Wonder what it smells like?  Awesome plus glitter?

OK, now for meaningless funnies.

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I am very attracted to myself when I drink wine.  I grab my own ass.

I really do think I'm going to be a kick ass grannie.

And finally, my daily odd compliment.

Awwwww, yeah.....Hufflepuff knows what's up.

 

Hope you have a great evening!