56....you can go hard or you can go home.

Happy Mother's Day!!!

When my children are acting like total selfish d-bags, I always say, "Hey, you ruined my vagina.  The LEAST you can do is put away your clothes without whining."  This always gets the desired response.  The kids get uncomfortable and they complete the task I've requested.

THAT'S a fucking apology!

I hope you all have been able to enjoy your day and do whatever YOU wanted.  This being the end of the school year and me being in the midst of my last challenge, I am physically and mentally depleted.  I decided to stay home and do NOTHING.  I literally just bathed.  It's 5:30pm.  I have 5 more weeks until the end of school and until the end of the challenge...so I just need to "hold on".  Hold.  Fucking. On.
 

I know that there is pain, but ya, hold on for one more day, and we break free, break from the pain... (come on, you sang it....and now you want to watch Bridesmaids)

I've been meditating on this challenge.  I've decided to go hard the last 5 weeks.  With workouts I ALWAYS go hard but I'm talking about with food.  I am going to cut out all supplements (except for BCAA's) and I'm going to eat "real food" on a strict schedule.  I am NOT looking forward to this. 
 

OH yes.  Because it's so fucking simple. -_-

That being said, I'm going to be extra careful with my back.  Yesterday I did a two hour beat down and today my back is extremely sore...on the border of injured again.  I will, however, add in daily ab, extra slow but consistent cardio, and I will focus on the ass.  I am HOPING my family will still love me after this because I have a feeling I'm going into bitch mode.  Fucking bitch mode.  I set my alarm to 3:30 so I can get to the gym to do pre-class cardio.

Word.

 

I love this little, ugly dog.

 I was looking for ugly dog memes and I came across this!  Bahahahaaaaaa!
K beautiful people, I'm out!

A shit storm is a comin......hold on for the ride.