Dunk Day, Bitchezzzz!

Guess what day it is?  Dunk Day, woot woot!  (Said in the voice of the camels).

Time to get mostly nekkid in front of people you know and get in a fucking uncomfortable dunk tank.  FUCK ME!

Yessssssss!!!!

And how does one get ready for dunk day!?!  Much like you would a first date if you think you are going "to give it up".

1.  Shave, everywhere.  And clean your whole fucking body.  Have some consideration for EVERYONE who has to dunk after you.  Vagina, Balls, and butts must be scrubbed up and cleaned.

2.  Go easy on the make up.  Especially the mascara.  I will wear a little.  I can't scare the fuck out of the children.  Yes, we are taking photos but these are "befores".  They should look ratchet.

3.  Sack it up and grow a vagina.  Yes, people can see every nook and crannie.  Get the fuck over it.  Good news, you won't look like this in 90 days.  Treat it like a game. (Don't let my bravado fool you.  I'm scared as fuck and I'm shaking like a leaf).

 OK, gotta go! I'll share my dunk day results later!  I've got laundry, lesson, planning, grocery shopping (I've been putting it off), and food prep today.

One final thought!

I think a lot of sizes can be sexy.  BUT a lot of people use "curvy" when they are just plain fat.  Fat is not the same as "curvy".  Fo' reals.

 

Catch you on the flip.