Needless to say...when I came home from the doctor I was in an extremely shitty mood. I was really getting into feeling sorry for myself and I started stressing about time away from the gym. OMG, my pants are going to get tight. OMG, I feel squishy. OMG, people are going to look at me and say, "Look at HER. She lost weight and gained it back." OMG I might miss Michael Jackson day! And that is when I realized....I'm a fucking moron.
A very poignant thought occurred to me. CALM THE FUCK DOWN. In the grand scheme of life, this means nothing. CALM THE FUCK DOWN. There are people without food, shelter, or love. CALM THE FUCK DOWN. Listen, you middle class, white teacher in Santa Clarita, you are sick. That's it. CALM THE FUCK DOWN. The. World. Is. Not. Ending.
What does this mean for you?
NO MEALS to post today, suckazzzz. I could barely manage some eggs.
I thought I would share some stupid, yet funny memes, to lighten the mood.
I'm sorry you feel like shit. No bueno. In times like these we realize we have nothing without our health. I have had uncontrollable GERD (acid reflux) for the last two weeks. Nothing is helping. I have not had coffee, alcohol, sugar, gluten, tomatoes, garlic, onions, citrus fruit, chocolate, or spicy food, in over two weeks. What's left???? FUCK ME SIDEWAYS........:-(
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