Wednesday!

Good morning fabulous people!!

I had such a barfy cardio workout this morning (I definitely did NOT hydrate properly yesterday) followed by an awesome weight workout with my friend Sarah.

4:45-5:45-run the loop 2x (about a half mile) and 10 burpees to warm up, heavy weight (for me 25lbs) in the hot room, run the loop 1x, 5 burpees and a hill sprint, boxing in the hot room for 20 min. or so, run the loop, lunges up the hill.

My polar crapped out within 5 min.  I burned 40 calories!  lolol!

6:00-6:35 After the class, Sarah and I marched our asses into that weight room and did an arm an ab workout that I found on Pinterest.  I thought it was going to be a pussy little workout.  Uh, no!  We both were really challenged!

We did each of these exercises 3x each.  I am already sore!!

 

Crazy bitches working oooooooout!

One of my favorite snacks!!!  Nonfat, plain greek yogurt, raw almonds, honey, strawberries.  FUCKING CRACK!

Nom!

 Trying to eat well but I am not in "90 day mode", I'm in LIFE mode.  

Matt and I were at a party the other day and someone said to him, "Andi must be so much fun to live with."  I think he almost spit out his beer as he graciously answered, "She's a LOT of fun."  OMGEEEEEE!!!!  We laugh a lot of the time but think about it.....I'm a fucking NIGHTMARE, people.  Just ask my family and close friends.  I'm wildly emotional and passionate (good and bad), I'm a tad insecure, I'm controlling, stubborn as hell, and I can be a fucking ASSHOLE!

I always think that I NEVER cry.  Matt says.........you cry ALL THE TIME!

Matt is the kinder spouse however, he is distant at times, highly unemotional, extremely absent minded, he's a mini hoarder (piles of shit, I tell you), and.....dare I say it?  Passive mother-effing-aggressive.  

So you see?  Perfect match.  I guess my point is, don't idealize other people or their lives.  We all have shit that nobody sees.  We wouldn't have friends if we put it all out there.  We just find someone with their own fucked up shit that matches or balances out our fucked up shit and then we enjoy the fucked-upedness together or at least until someone has had enough and calls it quits.

Matt is an asshole lover!  baaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaa!

 

 On an unrelated note, I think I'm becoming a drag queen.

Seriously, my make up is out of fucking control.  I can't stop.  The older I get, the more I slap that shit on!

 

On the inside joke tip.......unfuck yourselves and touch yourself often.