Tuesday......I love summer.i

Yesterday I said I was going to sleep in and go to the gym at 8:30.   Yeah...that didn't happen.  So today I set my alarm for 4am.  I figured why not?!  Get the shit over with early in the morning.

And after class, I did 15 S-L-O-W minutes on the stair climber, trying to tone this ass and these legs.  Then....gasp....I did machines.  I did the porn machine, the hamstring machine, the sit down, pushy legs machine, and then I worked quads, bro.  Killed it....just kidding, I looked like a total douche.
 

This is the porn machine.  Every time I'm on it, I want to start making sex/orgasm noises (a la "When Harry Met Sally) just to make people uncomfortable.

Today I shall figure out what the hell to do for abs and arms (for tomorrow).  Is that even a thing?  Abs and arms?  Imma work on that.  I cannot express to you how fucking uncomfortable I feel in the weight room.

I'm going to check out some yoga next week.  But I'm thinking I PAY for my gym...do I really have enough expendable cash to go whore around at other gyms???  I dunno?  Gotta crunch the numbers.

 I know people are TRYING to help but if I hear, "You need to eat more, I'm going to fucking lose my mind."   I am trying my best.  Part of me doesn't buy it.  I ate 1,400-1,800 calories a day and worked out like a BEAST.....I lost 4 pounds, all muscle.  I don't get it?  MORE???  Fuck that.  Eating is not my job.

I actually want people to tell me to eat less.

As for summer living, I've been a complete LAZY fuck.  I have a PILE of laundry I should be doing.  Yeah....I'll get right on that.....after 10 hours of the FIFA World Cup.

I'll catch you on the flip side, hookerzzzzzz.

I get that a lot.  You are SUCH a lay-day!

 

Boom!