I believe!!

Helllllloooooooooooooooooooooo!  I can hardly sit still!  In a few short hours the USA will be playing to get into the Quarter Finals of the FIFA World Cup!  I believe!!!!!!

Went to the gym last night.  I was not ready.  I didn't rest for long enough after being sick.  It was a struggle to even jog.  I took today off and will hit the weight room tomorrow morning.  I cannot wait to start this new journey (and skerd).
 

Yesterday I was slower than that.  Ug-laaaaaaay!!!

When I got to the gym yesterday, I saw my poster on the hallway of the gym!  I was so honored and embarrassed at the same time!!!!  OM fucking Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, that shit is on display!  I guess I have to stay in shape now, or walk by that poster in SHAME!

I think it's tremendously sad that when I look at this I just pick out my flaws.  That is fucking unacceptable!

 

This is Andrea.  She is a whore.  A whore with great abzzzzzzzzzzz!  I'm coming after those abs, hooker.

I'm hitting the sports bar/ breastaurant today!   Going to The Tilted Kilt for boobies, beer, the game, and fooooooood.  Oh, I will have something to work off tomorrow for sure!

If I had to do it all over again, I would be fit in my teens and twenties and would have made SHIT TONS of tips off of desperate, stupid men and I would not have had student loans to pay off!  lololol!  These bitches are SMART!

Just in case I haven't offended you yet.....I present.....exercise Jesus!

I prefer the wine.

 

Bitch did what????

 And if I go to hell, I might as well deserve it....

and......

As a people, they CAN be annoying.

Bye hookerzzzzz.

I might have already used this one!

 What's more American than tampons???  GO USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!